4. arrafrost:


    I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document




    Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

    I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

    Six people are dead

    (via ilickoldpeople)



  6. "

    you want the sad truth?

    even if I forget you,

    I’ll always miss you.

    — Haiku on Memory  (via emptieds)

    (Source: connotativewords, via manda)


  8. Anonymous asked: why are you a feminist???


    because people are still asking that question

    because women are payed less than men in approximately 99% of professions

    because chris brown can still have a career after assaulting rihanna but miley cyrus takes her clothes off and there’s a huge scandal

    because of this:


    because currently it is estimated ten million more girls are out of education than boys (x)

    because we’re expected to be mature but hairless like a child, in control but not bossy, sexy but not slutty and definitely not a prude, intelligent but not opinionated, independent but reliant on men, natural but look like the girl in the magazine etc etc

    because being called a girl, a pussy or a bitch is an insult

    because when i told my mum i refused to get anything less than a’s in my exams she told me it wasn’t ladylike to be so cocky

    because my brother and 90% of my male friends think girls who wear revealing clothing are asking for rape

    because every person who identifies as female should be allowed to choose if they want to get married, have kids, have a career, go to uni etc etc without expectations

    because tampons and sanitary pads are stupidly expensive

    because some people reading this will have flinched at the fact i just said ‘tampon’

    because there are men out there whose job it is to make young girls feel like absolute shit about themselves just so they can sell the next best beauty product

    because female masturbation isn’t considered normal whilst men can talk about their own penises for hours on end


    because feminists are still seen as crazy lesbians who dont shave and some still feel like they have to defend themselves by claiming theyre not any of those things when in fact if i want to be a passionate lady who likes other ladies and cant be bothered to shave my legs every twenty minutes then thats my choice and if i want to be someone who wears make up and shaves and goes out partying then thats my choice and if i want to be a combination of the two or anything in between then thats. my. choice.

    because i believe anyone who identifies as female is fucking badass and deserves the same rights as every privileged stuck up old white man sitting around and making laws about our bodies

    because how can you not be


  9. deathpup:




    is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

    no its called highjacking

    guys no it’s weedwhacking

    no its called dissapointing ur mother

    (via intensional)


  11. babycakesforboobear:



    What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

    where you put the cucumber


    (via dulect)

  12. h0odrich:

    thats a lot of white people running…there a sale at aeropastle??

    (Source: what-a-stupid-lamb, via ganeshorburn)

  13. owmeex:

    Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

    (Source: demilked.com, via guy)


  14. *thinks about responsibilities* 

    (Source: basedgosh, via hi)


  15. fartgallery:

    4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

    (via who-doesnt-like-food)